When I was a child, I grew up around people that believed in grits! They believed grits were yummy, healthy, filling, the perfect food. But I didn't really care for grits myself. I tolerated every one's love of grits through out childhood, quietly letting my disdain for grits simmer and grow. As I got older and began making my own adult choices, I tried to tell people that grits weren't really all that great, and you would not believe how I was treated for having such a point of view. So, one day I decided I no longer believed in grits. They don't exist! The containers all hold something else entirely! If they existed then why wouldn't EVERYONE love them, right? And I don't love them, so what is in the boxes can't be grits.
As I went about my life, I noticed there were grits everywhere. Every grocery, gas station, restaurant, everyone has what they call "Grits". But I know they don't exist so it offends me that I have to see "The Lie" everywhere. So, I will demand that all Grits containers be removed from my local stores and restaurants. But if I travel, then I will again have to be offended, so I will get Grits removed from ALL places, just in case.
If by chance that doesn't work, I will take care of corn, since "Grits" are made from corn, that's part of the lie, so I will also have corn removed. Since Farmer's Markets ALL sell corn, maybe I should have them all shut down, just in case.
Now that I have all possible reference to the lie of "Grits" maybe everyone will agree, they don't exist.
You should be a Grits Atheist Too!!!!
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